yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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