My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I didn't notice because vodka
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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