its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
His nipple licking is glorious
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