maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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