yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
We just shotgunned beers for America
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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