Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
it glows. i had to have it.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
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