Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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