So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Randomize
