I'm really into asian looking animals
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I need a beard to bite.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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