Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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