remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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