I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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