whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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