I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
