My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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