Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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