I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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