Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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