We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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