dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
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