i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
We don't watch enough power rangers
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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