He had one of those small greek statue penises
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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