what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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