I wish I could teleport
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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