he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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