the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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