Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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