After last night, I could never be a politician.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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