do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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