The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
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