You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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