Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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