if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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