hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
Randomize
