so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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