She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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