ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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