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I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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