can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
