what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
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