I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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