The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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