STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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