You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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