I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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