"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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