saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
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