So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
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