Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
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