Well douche your snatch and let's go!
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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