You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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