She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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